what if... i was from pandora?

An idea for my perfect me in the borderlands.

I'd be a pilot.

I would have a custom jet loader built by stolen constructor bots. Of course a fully panoramic rotating cockpit and weapons to suit my special tastes. Then maybe a pet... something skrakk-ish.

Special ability: jetloader airstrikes.

I know, I know, you're probably thinking "how would that work inside?"

Well it would because eff you.

Man I really dig anything but reality lol